PAUL HEARN
03-18-2006, 05:19 PM
A Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, got any bread?
The barman replies, no this is a pub and we don't sell bread.
Two minutes later the Duck asks the barman, got any bread?
The barman replies, I've just told you this is a pub and we don't sell bread!!
Another minute passes and the Duck asks again, got any bread?
The barman then yells at the Duck, if you ask me that again I'll nail your £*^+%" beak to the bar!!!
The Ducks asks, got any nails? No says the barman!! Got any bread?
The barman replies, no this is a pub and we don't sell bread.
Two minutes later the Duck asks the barman, got any bread?
The barman replies, I've just told you this is a pub and we don't sell bread!!
Another minute passes and the Duck asks again, got any bread?
The barman then yells at the Duck, if you ask me that again I'll nail your £*^+%" beak to the bar!!!
The Ducks asks, got any nails? No says the barman!! Got any bread?