Hello I', new on here.

[Blue]

:lol: Hi my user name is Blue and I have 2 zebra finches a boy and a girl. 2 dogs and a cat thats not interested in birds although I wouldn't leave him in the same room unattended.:roll:

[webmaster]

hello Blue.
welcome to feathered friends.
My name is Carl ( webmaster ) and i will help in any way i can regarding the operation of this website.
I am sure you will find the others more than happy to help with any other issues.

Have a great time and ask away.

Again , welcome and have a great day.

Kind Regards
Carl

[Waxbillman]

welcome to the site Blue

if there is owt we can help you with just ask

Matthew

[chris]

HI Blue,

welcome to the site, ive never kept zebra finches myself however i wouldn't mind some of the mutations out there

Chris;)

[PAUL HEARN]

G'day Blue,

Welcome to the Forum, I hope we may be of service whenever needed.;)

All the best, Paul.:D

[kenny]

hi blue
and welcome to the site hope you like it on here and i hope despite only having two birds it dosen`t stop you from asking questions and answering a few

ken

[Strawblady2000]

Hi Blue...

Welcome!

I havent been here long, but these are a rowdy good bunch people here.

I'm the only yankee I've seen post lately (well, not really a yankee, lol...I'm in Texas and my hubby would shake his head out of pity if he saw me write that :lol: )

Anyhow...glad youre here!

I dont have zebs, but...I'm supposed to be rescuing some next weekend.

Be it 2 birds or 2000 birds...we can all learn from each other!

Nikki

[jimmy]

but these are a rowdy good bunch people here.





Hi Nikki,

Does rowdy mean the same in the USA as it does over here.

If it does you must be talking about Kenny :lol: :razz:

Welcome to the forum Blue ;-)

[Strawblady2000]

Well...

Not sure what it means there...

Means y'all are a bit uppity (in a good way...not the redneck way, :lol:

Or maybe, it is better to say you are an energetic group with a lively sense of humor.


I'll shut up now.

Nik

[jimmy]

Rowdy is good Nikki.

Means the same here.

Whats a redneck. :D

[Strawblady2000]

um...

lemme get back to you on that one!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jimmy]

Can't wait Nikki :razz: :razz:

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Jimmy and Nikki,

Jimmy,

I don't think refering to the UK version of a Redneck is very PC these days.:lol:

Nikki,

For a not so Yankee, you really do fit in well here,:lol: and I'm very pleased you found us at the almost sane FF Family.:grin:

Paul.:wink:

[kenny]

hey nikki
we have already got one member from texas,joined last week

ken

[Waxbillman]

there another American as well who has Strawberry finches, she is called Roxie her screen name is lydwolf, she hasn't been on for a while, but you could give her a pm

Matthew

[Blue]

Hello again thanks for the welcome.;-)

[Strawblady2000]

I don't think refering to the UK version of a Redneck is very PC these days.:lol:

Paul.

It isnt exactly PC here either, lol..., even though it has a handful of meanings...I dont think any of them are PC. Some shouldnt even be said in church, lol...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PAUL HEARN]

Hello Blue,

No worries mate, although some of the members here are completely mad, I would just like to mention that if you have any serious questions then please start them as Dear Paul, and you will get the response you are looking for.:grin:

Paul.:wink:

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Nikki,

What's a Church?:?

In order to be inoffensive, I think refering to Rednecks (and including the UK version:roll: ) they should now be termed as Slightly Rouge between the head and shoulders.

Is this PC?

Paul.:lol:

[chris]

Hi Paul,

going by that definition then, does growing my ginger hair down my neck make me a red neck? if so........ ****:shock: :lol:

Chris

[Waxbillman]

ey up Paul,

what you meant to say is that you do the night shift i do the day shift.

Matthew:wink:

[kenny]

chris:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ken

[jimmy]

I'm starting to get the jist of this redneck thing now, in England we call em yorkshiremen :D

Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?" :razz:

Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "nope, tain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over, Gomer took a look and said..... " no, tain't Bubba."

The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better of him asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What?" exclaimed the mortician. "He had two assholes?"

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes"

"Ever' time we went to town, folks would all say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes." :razz:

[Strawblady2000]

...cant type...laughing too hard.....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kenny]

jimmy

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ken

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Jimmy,

In perfect English mate, you is the Man.:lol:

Paul.;-)

[jimmy]

I like this redneck stuff :grin:

A redneck family was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, whats 'at?"

The father, (never having seen an elevator) answered, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nothing like it in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the father and son were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and they watched the numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in reverse order. Then the walls opened and a georgeous, voluptuous,young blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the woman, said to his son, BOY, GO GIT YOUR MOMMMA!:p :p

[kenny]

oh yes
i want one of them aswell

ken:lol:

[Strawblady2000]

Blue,

Arent ya glad you found us?

Any word on the cockatiel yet?

Nik

[PAUL HEARN]

Oh man,

Laura we really do need a new section that is only visable to certain members, at this rate your membership will stay at the current number (unless that is quite a few leave:lol: ).

Jimmy,

Well done mate the last joke was far cleaner, but what kind of Moderator am I? I should have told you off for the first post, but I couldn't due to laughing so much.:lol:

So I will try it now, Jimmy you are a naughty Boy and could you please stop posting rude jokes or I will be forced to laugh a lot more.:lol:

Seriously though mate, please send them via PM if there are any bottom references.:D

Paul.

[jimmy]

Point taken Bubba :D

[PAUL HEARN]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jimmy you are a ~@$% Paul.:lol: