Jigsaw Puzzle.

[jimmy]

A Yorkshire girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
In and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,
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> >"...let's put all these Frosties back in the box"! :lol: :lol:

[chris]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one jimmy!

Chris

[Waxbillman]

hello Jimmy

nice one :lol:

though i do believe that joke was originally about the Essex people the reason i have not put any Essex jokes on here, because there all too rude :D

Matthew

[chris]

Hi Matthew,

there's a time and a place for rude jokes about essex people. the time, anytime, the place, my PM box:lol:

Chris:lol:

[jimmy]

:eek: :shock: :evil: :lol:

[Waxbillman]

:lol: :lol: stand by

Matthew

[kenny]

hi matt

i have heard that one before but it was a blonde in my version,suppose you could put any name to it if you wanted

ken