Yorkshire

[jimmy]

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Yorkshire man and an
old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they
each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. :razz: :razz:

[Pyxel]

Revenge is sweet, nice one Jim. :-)

[PAUL HEARN]

:lol: :lol: Good one Jimmy,

Not only was that a great joke, it was an educational piece of information too.

Paul.:grin:

[Waxbillman]

:lol: nice one Jimmy

we get you back!!!!

Matthew

[jimmy]

Yorkshireman walks into the kitchen and says to his wife - "Get your coat on Florrie, I'm going to the pub."

"Oooh luv" she replies, sensing a possible romantic evening, "are you taking me with you?"

"No" he says "I'm turning the heating off." :razz: :razz:

[Gary]

the truth at last !!!!!!
:razz:

[kenny]

very funny, very funny if i laugh at any more yorkshire jokes i might buy a round

[kenny]

try this one for size you lot

2 eskimos sitting in a kayak.

they lit a fire in the craft.......it sank

proving once and for all ,you cant have your kayak and heat it

[kenny]

just remember
truth flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like a banana.

and while i am here you can lead a horse to water but apencil must be lead8)

[kenny]

a man won a million on the who wants to be a millionaire show,
he was lucky in the last question,which was.....which of these birds does not make its own nest.thrush,swallow robin, cuckoo?
he had to use his last lifeline to phone his freind .
his aussie mate said thats easy.its the cuckoo!
later after buying his mate a beer,he asked how did you know that.
thats easy his mate said everyone knows a cuckoo comes out of a clock!

[kenny]

a man went to a dentist with his wife....
the woman said i need a tooth pulled but i am in a hurry so i dont want any anaeshtetic.......the dentist said you must be brave wanting a tooth pulled without pain relief.which tooth is it.the wife turns to her husband and says open your mouth dear and show the dentist which tooth it is

[kenny]

a man goes to the vet with his parrot which is lifeless,
the vet looks at the parrot and says it is stone dead,
and that will be £20 for the consultation,
the man says £20 and you haven`t even examined it yet.
the dentist shrugs and goes out of the room and comes back with a black labrador and a persian cat.
the dog sniffs the parrot and walks away then the cat sniffs it and walks away.
so the vet said see i told you it was dead not a single movement......that will now be £150 ........the man says £150 why the increase in price and the vet says £20for my examination and £130 for the lab report and the cat scan:lol:

[jimmy]

Excellent jokes Kenny;)