Yorkshire Joke

[jimmy]

Two Indians and a Yorkshireman were walking through the
woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a
hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Yorkshireman was puzzled and asked the remaining
Indian what it was all about.

"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating
season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an
answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in
there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second
Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Yorkshireman wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked
in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be
some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran. The following day, the headline of the local
newspaper read.....























































NAKED YORKSHIREMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

[kenny]

very funny jimmy,very funny,i will get you for that mate you just wait:grin: :grin:


ken

[kenny]

an ESSEX man came round in a hospital bed

after a serious accident,he shouted doctor,doctor.......
i cant feel my legs,
the doctor says i know you cant .....
i have cut both your arms off

[kenny]

sorry jimmy here is a real joke for you


apparantely 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese.
and there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them,
its either my mum or dad,
or my older brother colin,
or my younger brother hoo cha chu,
but i think its colin !

ken

[Waxbillman]

lol

Jimmy

i would get you back and think of a really good joke about people from Essex

however why should i bother, as the people from Essex are jokes themselves!

Matthew

[jimmy]

sorry jimmy here is a real joke for you


apparantely 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese.
and there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them,
its either my mum or dad,
or my older brother colin,
or my younger brother hoo cha chu,
but i think its colin !

ken

WHAT THE **** IS THAT ALL ABOUT:roll: :shock: :eek:

[kenny]

hi jimmy

its the best i could come up with on the spur of the moment,please forgive me mate

ken

[Pyxel]

Come on Kenny, if your wanting to do war with Jimmy they will have to better than that mate. :-)

[jimmy]

Well said Pyxel :razz:

[kenny]

a blonde wanting to earn some spare money hired herself out as a handyman,

she went to the first door in her neighberhood and asked the man if he had any spare jobs for her to do

well the man said you can paint my porch how much will you charge,the blond said £50

the man agreed and said the paint and the ladders are in the garage,

a short time later the blond came to the front door to collect her money,

youve finished early the man said,the blond said yes it didnt take long and i had some paint left over so i gave it 2 coats

the man reached in his pocket and gave her the £50 ,by the way the blond said that wasnt a porch is was a ferrari

[jimmy]

Your getting there Kenny, your getting there :razz: :razz:

[kenny]

hi jimmy

this is not a joke mate you never got round to telling me what you got at stafford

ken

[jimmy]

Its in the shows & sales threads Kenny, but heres a repost.

Hi all,

just arrived back fron Stafford, got there yesterday at 2.00pm, in the pub to watch the footie, back to hotel for a quick shower, then down the road for a nice Ruby Murrey, after that in chicago's for a spot of boogying

Got to the sale about 11.00am (with a blinding hangover), i pre-ordered 2 tickets and left them in the hotel, so had to que up for about an hour.

Bumped in Matthew, felt sorry for him stuck upstairs away from it all, it was nice to meet you Matthew.

I've got to say a massive thank you to Robb (from cnai & bbia) and his good lady, i was nervous about getting the right birds and Robb came round with me and gave me a few pointers.

Once again robb, many thanks mate

So what did i buy,

2 goldfinch cocks £52.50 ea
1 Greenfinch Hen £15.00
3 clear hen Canaries (just ordinary canaries) £10.00 ea
A dimmer/timer switch £105.00
Some seed £1.75 KG
A fantastic carrying box £15.00
A pork roll from the hog roast van £2.50

All in all an enjoyable weekend, whilst in the que to get in, the bloke next to me turned out to be the binman who collected bins at the hotel i stayed in, so i got a brief history of Stafford hotels and how many bins each one has per week, very interesting

[kenny]

hi jimmy

you got some really nice birds there mate to start the next year off with,
what are you going to pair the pork roll up with as i noticed you only bought one mate

ken

[jimmy]

I thought i would mule it with a Rock Pebbler and try and produce a Rock & Roll :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

[laurab]

Jimmy, you are incorrigible!! :razz: :razz:

[jimmy]

Thanks Laura, :)

I hope thats a nice thing :?

[laurab]

I hope so too :razz: :razz:

[kenny]

hi laura

isnt that some kind of roofing material

incorrigable iron

:grin: :grin: ken