Guests

[laurab]

Hello

I have just noticed we have 10 guests at the moment :razz: If any of you are already members please log in, if not why not register?

By registering you can let me know what you do or don't like about the forum or let me know what is missing from the forum.

Don't forget you could also be an asset by giving help and advice to other members :wink:

Go on...take the plunge....register today, you won't regret it:razz:

[chris]

better make that 12:grin:

come on and register,we don't bite - well not hard anyway:twisted: :lol: :lol:

Chris

[kenny]

hello guests walk into the light and register we mean you no harm and this is the best forum website of its type with the best boss,grovel grovel,no seriously if you are looking in then we have aroused your interest so come on in the water is lovely ,but if you are from the A.R. you can £$%^&*()(+@~"** off


cheers everyone


ken

[laurab]

Ken, I don't know what to say :oops: (I'll let you have the money later) :razz:

[kenny]

hi laura


sorry about the nearly bad language

ken:)

[jimmy]

Hi Kenny

Well written mate, couldn't have put it better myself :razz: :razz:

[laurab]

Not a problem Ken ;-)

[kenny]

hi laura/jimmy

look someone with a real sense of reality,this chap has a real sense of perspective



ken
http://www.feathered-friends.co.uk/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=185&stc=1

[laurab]

Brilliant!!! :razz: :razz:

[Pyxel]

I agree Brilliant and very true.

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Kenny,

Well said on both counts mate.:grin:

Paul.:wink:

[kenny]

hi all you guests i have noticed at this time 22:41 there are 4 guests looking in so why dont you register it dosent cost anything and you never know you might learn something aswell as contributing something of value!


ken

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Kenny,

You and I both know we are wasting our time in inviting the majority of the quests to join up!!:-|

Why?:-?

Because the majority are either Animal Rights Activists,:mad: or worst still people from Cage and Aviary Birds who feel free in poaching ideas from Bird related Forums without naming the source of their information.:shock:

Paul.

[kenny]

hi paul

thats exactly what i was thinking if they are looking in and cant be bothered to register they must have something to hide

ken

[laurab]

Do you know what? I really don't know why I am worrying about guests!

The members here are what count, and you are fantastic, what more could I ask for? Thank you all so very much x x :razz: :razz:

[PAUL HEARN]

Ahh Laura,

I'm really choked mate,:cry: we all love you too!!:cry: :D

Paul.;)

[Waxbillman]

:) that nice Laura

well sod the guests then, make it a private forum so we don't have to worry about mr and mrs Hitler of the AR world spying on us:wink:

(GUESTS that was a joke, please join)

Matthew

[chris]

Hi Laura,

no need to thank us, we should be thanking you and Carl for such a fantastic site:grin:


Chris:wink:

[laurab]

Hey now, I was not fishing for compliments, nice though they are :razz: I meant what I said :razz:

[jimmy]

We're Lauras extended family guys :grin:, cheers Laura XX

I also agree with Mathew, ban anyone called Guest :-)

[Waxbillman]

thats me gone them

[chris]

:lol: i think you landed yourself in that one matt:lol:

Chris:wink:

[jimmy]

see ya :razz: :razz:

[Waxbillman]

sorry to dissapoint you James i'm here to stay :-P

Matthew

[laurab]

You guys crack me up!!! :razz: :razz:

Sorry I keep vanishing, but I am addicted to Most Haunted, and it has been on for the last 5 nights!!!:-P

[Waxbillman]

i never get to watch TV much any more i'm always on the computer...

Matthew

[laurab]

If you watch carefully, I only post every 15 minutes or so.....when the adverts are on :razz:

[chris]

Hi Laura,

are they repeats or one of the haloween specials that are live? i remember the one they did at Dudley castle a few years ago near me, then a big fat bald chap with a dudley accent said ' i swear i ay jokin'..... :lol: the highlight of my day!!

Chris:grin:

[laurab]

No! They are new ones....it is real you know!! ;-)

[Pyxel]

Did you watch the one last night where they were in the prison and Derek got possesed off the South American LOL.

[laurab]

Hi Pyxel


I missed that bit, I think it was at the time when I myself was possessed by a spirit...


























GIN !!! :razz: :razz:

[jimmy]

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when the ghost of a dog floats in through the door.

The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?".

The ghost dog explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail ... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on".

At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog ... "Sorry, but we're not allowed to re-tail spirits at this time of night" :razz: :razz: :razz:

[laurab]

Well done Jimmy :razz:

[kenny]

hi jimmy

that was nearly as bad as my chinese joke mate

ken

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Jimmy,

That was very bad mate, I am now forced to post my favourite joke yet again,:roll: but where it belongs, Off Topic.

Paul.:grin:

[PAUL HEARN]

Hi Ken,

Did your Chinese joke involve bins?:lol:

If so, pucker joke mate, I've wealy been for a ****.

Paul.:lol: