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jimmy
10-27-2005, 12:35 PM
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you." :razz: :razz:

Waxbillman
10-27-2005, 01:04 PM
hello Jimmy, now that is very familar.:)

Matthew

jimmy
10-27-2005, 01:12 PM
Is it Matthew :?

Waxbillman
10-27-2005, 01:19 PM
what i meant Jimmy is that i have read that one before.

Matthew

jimmy
10-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Yea sorry mate,my brain's not in gear today :)

Hope you find your chocolate silverbill hen.

Waxbillman
10-27-2005, 01:25 PM
nar problem,

someone has offered me a hen, but is in Carmarthen., way too far, i never go that way.

Matthew

kenny
10-27-2005, 05:15 PM
hi jimmy/matt

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

ken:grin:

jimmy
10-27-2005, 05:41 PM
Wait til easter Kenny, wait til easter.

Waxbillman
10-27-2005, 06:41 PM
:) control yourself Ken

otherwise you'll end up fat like me.

hopefully i've sorted a hen out now :)

Matt

jimmy
10-27-2005, 07:26 PM
"Fat like me" :?

I had a job to find you at Stafford Matthew.

kenny
10-28-2005, 09:44 AM
hi jimmy/matt

i lost another half stone in the hospital,its a great way for a diet,matt do you resemble "bubbles de vere " from little britain programme

ken

jimmy
10-28-2005, 09:50 AM
He's more like Daffyd Kenny :razz:

http://www.feathered-friends.co.uk/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=171&stc=1

kenny
10-28-2005, 09:55 AM
hi jimmy

thats the one i was thinking of mate,possibly the guy in the e-mail you sent

ken

jimmy
10-28-2005, 10:05 AM
You mean the one on the beach with the tiny w**ly :)

kenny
10-28-2005, 10:45 AM
hi jimmy

exactamundo !

ken